I still haven't gotten myself checked up and my hair cut yet. My right wrist was sprained two days ago. I am now completely broke. It's just funny how people talk about their conditions when...
We can all just sit the fuck down and enjoy some beer.
Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Answer
I found mine around 12:30 am of May 5, 2011. I have been seeking for it, and there it was. At the end of this road though, I've learned something valuable.
I should get that novel going.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Stairway to Beerdom - Descending to Infinity
Beerdom is actually a theory proposed by 3 "scientifically-inclined" people, namely Japs Tuazon (a block mate of mine), Marco Rances (a block mate and former highschool classmate), and me.
As we were walking with some block guys off to a store to buy more drinks, we incidentally and accidentally (as most discoveries were) discovered the "Beerman Law." This law is propagated by three important factors namely 1.) beer, 2.) stupidity, and 3.) the infamous domino effect.
Here's what happened. Japs bumped into the last baluster of the handrail by the stairs. Marco immediately burst into laughter due to Jap's unexplainable "high tolerance" to beer (sarcasm included), unknown to him that he was about to polish his left shoe with a little help from a puddle of water. SPLASH. And of course, it happened due to random ignorance or some coinciding stupidity at the least. To complete the domino of laughter, I too, cracked out, not knowing that there was an extra step to tread before a straight, flat ground. Thus, there was an additional domino effect of stupidity.
I forgot what happened next. Maybe we were still debating who was the most tipsy. But for sure, no one was... Which leads us to the cases of the Beerdom theory.
1.) A person knows the truth but tells otherwise, and no one accepts the claim.
2.) A person tells the truth but no one accepts the claim.
3.) Two truths contradict each other, consequently turning both to lies.
4.) Everybody knows the truth but they all deny it.
5.) Everybody had beer.
Infinity.
As we were walking with some block guys off to a store to buy more drinks, we incidentally and accidentally (as most discoveries were) discovered the "Beerman Law." This law is propagated by three important factors namely 1.) beer, 2.) stupidity, and 3.) the infamous domino effect.
Here's what happened. Japs bumped into the last baluster of the handrail by the stairs. Marco immediately burst into laughter due to Jap's unexplainable "high tolerance" to beer (sarcasm included), unknown to him that he was about to polish his left shoe with a little help from a puddle of water. SPLASH. And of course, it happened due to random ignorance or some coinciding stupidity at the least. To complete the domino of laughter, I too, cracked out, not knowing that there was an extra step to tread before a straight, flat ground. Thus, there was an additional domino effect of stupidity.
I forgot what happened next. Maybe we were still debating who was the most tipsy. But for sure, no one was... Which leads us to the cases of the Beerdom theory.
1.) A person knows the truth but tells otherwise, and no one accepts the claim.
2.) A person tells the truth but no one accepts the claim.
3.) Two truths contradict each other, consequently turning both to lies.
4.) Everybody knows the truth but they all deny it.
5.) Everybody had beer.
Infinity.
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